SEX FACTS…

August 24th, 2005 by kenkyan

Sex Facts

First some stuff about the guys…

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that’s the truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20’s)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It’s technically called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. …

now the girls….

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates. … and both!

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

*5 Reasons Why Sex is Good*
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won’t get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You’ll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your body which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are. Did You Know??? …. 1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

If you dont post this you will have bad sex for 7 years!

SEX FACTS…

August 24th, 2005 by kenkyan

Sex Facts

First some stuff about the guys…

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that’s the truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20’s)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It’s technically called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. …

now the girls….

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex.

5) 95% of women shave their privates. … and both!

1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

*5 Reasons Why Sex is Good*
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won’t get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.

3) You’ll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your body which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are. Did You Know??? …. 1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

If you dont post this you will have bad sex for 7 years!

Guys…follow these rules

August 5th, 2005 by kenkyan

Guys…follow these rules

NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don’t risk paying vaginamony! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?!

Never do what you don’t want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing. So. . . . Don’t ask a women what she wants to do.

Never tell a women how much money you make. The idea is to appear to have lots of money to spend, and not spend it on her. Girls lie all the time. Their hair isn’t really that color, their breasts weren’t always that big. . . she wants you for your money, so let her think you’ve got piles of it. Your a doc, a lawyer, a screenwriter, whatever. Or at least look like you’ve got potential: your a med student, pre-law, etc.

Don’t EVER date co-workers! Unless you don’t give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It’s always asking for trouble. Don’t speak to women you work with unless it’s related directly to work. Don’t date them. Don’t tell them they look nice. Don’t comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you’re a walking lawsuit waiting to happen. You hear about sexual harrassment lawsuits all the time, but how many of them were filed by guys?

If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on. If she hasn’t given it to you yet, she most likely won’t.

Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. I’m not saying make her pay. Ideally the dates should be dutch.

Don’t buy her anything. You’re exchanging something for sex. Now it’s called prostitution. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It’s a waste of money. If you’re spending money on gifts, save yourself time and worry and just get a hooker. If anything, buy your date alcohol and get her drunk. The flowers, candy, jewelry, etc is for your wife, whenever "that" happens.

NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.

If you find yourself in a club, be cool and calm, as if you haven’t noticed all the girls in the place. You gotta look like you have money, and are bored with what’s going on around you. Every other guy is all over these girls, you’re their way out.

No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out!

Never, ever go back to your place. Soon you’ll have pantyhose hanging in the bathroom and a box of tampons in the med cabinet. Now how are you going to get rid of your "girlfriend" (as she refers to herself) when you got another girl you wanna bang? Go to her house instead. In fact, it’s best if she doesn’t know WHERE you live.

Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.

NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You’re busy

sTop aNd thiNk….

July 31st, 2005 by kenkyan

stop and think …

It is what it is life, love and friends/ several situations and you have to face them/ love turned to hate loved ones dead/ you pay bills suck you have a little bed/ it is what it is/ don’t stress over it/ or let it get the best of you learn to forget and forgive/ take the initiative/ to take the first steep many raised with strife, pain none the less/ you rolled through the punches stock to your guns/ maintained your focus reframed to complain and take pity from no one/ foolish pride/ to ask and receive any help with life/ so inside you know you put in hard work/ so if you fell or succeed you recognize its worth/ every heartache and pain/ the struggle to gain/ and achieve fulfill new and old dreams/ this life is your theme/ the writer, author and director is with in/ we as individuals lets unit this whole globe friends/ its critical handle you business it could be worst/ than you think it is what it is a life long all that it’s worth!……